Posted 6 months ago

Some Things I’ve Learned While Living Alone

- I can’t eat a whole loaf of bread by myself before it goes bad.

- I’m still not very concerned with my electric usage.

- 2 Months with a DVR and all I’ve recorded was reruns of the office.

- I’ve only eaten 3 cans of chef boyardee. I assumed I’d eat it for 3 squares.

- I miss my old bed, a lot. 

Posted 6 months ago
noosedkitty:

This Ice Cream Wears Underpantswatercolor and graphite5x72011
http://www.etsy.com/listing/76834366/original-art-ice-cream-wearing

noosedkitty:

This Ice Cream Wears Underpants
watercolor and graphite
5x7
2011

http://www.etsy.com/listing/76834366/original-art-ice-cream-wearing

Posted 8 months ago

noosedkitty:

“Hipster Cat”

Posted 1 year ago

azizisbored:

THE SWANSON PYRAMID OF GREATNESS

Posted 1 year ago

I haven’t done this stupid thing I used to do all the time in exactly 3 weeks. Someone buy me a cookie. 

Posted 1 year ago

But the hunters always come in first

cause they can fake affection

BITCHES LOVE THAT!

Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago
Everybody wants a lot when there’s only enough
The loss the love the money the fun
And a pound gained from yesterday’s lunch

It doesn’t matter that you succeeded 
Because you’ll never feel, you’ll never feel

Everybody wants a lot when there’s only enough

The loss the love the money the fun

And a pound gained from yesterday’s lunch

It doesn’t matter that you succeeded 

Because you’ll never feel, you’ll never feel

Posted 1 year ago

Billy Cobin lost it all
We knew he would eventually
Some wonders why he took the fall
Others just ask “Who the hell is he
And why should we care for him?”

Posted 1 year ago

I understand how it works

On paper we’re similar people

But we’re different people